Joshua's BLOG

2009-07-15T22:25:00.002+08:00

My Napfa is knnbccb. I screwed up 3 of my 5 stations. Sit Up , Sit and Reach and Shuttle Run
Coincidentally, all starts with an "S". My sit and reach was 35cm. One cm short of a guaranteed gold.My sit up was 40.Never improved since last year wtf.... .Shuttle Run I slipped and slip around the floor. Picked up my second block and dropped it , making me have to pick up a 2nd time. Wtf !!! Fuck .... got 10.2s only.

Must try to force a retest.
:(

Trying to get use to touch screen phone

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2009-06-26T18:07:00.003+08:00

Right this totally sucks yea right...this holiday sucks. There are like tonnes of homeowrk and projects to do. Got OPW and NYAA. Most of the time I have been spending is on Prison Break seasons 1 and 2 which I have finished. I'm going on to season 3 when school starts. Next semester's timetable is so packed.I'm happy with my semester1 results.Improvement yay ! Results are

English A1 76
Maths A1 80
Geography A1 83
Chinese B3 65
Literature A2 72
Science(Chem & Physics) A1 81
Design and Technology A1 75

Class position : 2/42
Level position : 20/372

Back on my sucky holidays, government also doesn't grant an extra week of holiday. C'mon man I'm gonna inflict myself with H1N1 on purpose and spread to the whole school. Btw, blogging from my aunty house. Cool Man ! So relaxing her house in Bishan. I did manage to catch 3 movies during the holz still.

Night at the Museum 2 Smithsonian Wars , Drag me to hell , Transformers 2

Surprisingly enough though,I found Night at the Museum the best of the 3. Drag me to hell was plain rubbish and scary.A woman gets haunted just because she did not grant a mortgage loan to a gypsy.What a spastic plot is that.

Transformers 2 according to newspaper was dumb loud and screwed up. Couldn't agree less. I watched it with Hafiz and he preferred it to the first one.Lol ! I only watched it becos of Megan Fox haha sadly no more cheesy love scenes in this movie . The last 1 hour of the movie consisted machine sex and loads of explosions and smoke. Totally unnessecery and spastic.Although I must confess the jokes were funny.They should make transformers a comedy not an action film cos Michael Bay fails.

will miss you...gaydom with stolen hairband and webcamMy hair is too long for school. I kept it for bout 3 months now I have to cut it all off. Bye hair I...Gawd shaun says I look like a girl
..check my back out long tail

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2009-05-19T21:42:00.005+08:00

Teenage Crisis

Totally hate life now.Why does Singapore totally emphasis on education? Could you lighten the load on our shoulders a little. But I can't just let up and slack. I wanna get a scholarship to study in America , immigrate there and eventually renew a whole lease of life. Currently, Law seems to be my preferred choice cos other career paths don't seem that appealing to me. Standford, Yale or Harvard are the universities I yearn for.

-Exam just ended except for french ...screwed gonna fail
-I.P. Exam screwed up
-Holiday to Australia cancelled

Not've been feeling like myself this couple of days...blinking emotional
dunno cry how many times...feeling like shit
Very stressed up right now.....gonna go counseling next term 80 % sure
To aggravate things , I have a sorta "idol" crush I guess ?Shes from the Amazing race if anyone wants to know

I've seek refuged from this hectic slavery of a lifestyle in Kevjumba's videos. His videos are really comedic but still sensible

To Caucasian's A : Awesome B: Ok C: Ok/Average D:Below Average F:Bad/Fail
To Asians A: Average B: Bad C: Crap D: Death F: f***ed
Asian Stereotypes : 1. Slanty-eyed 2. No social life 3.24 hours studying 4.Pokemon Addicts 5.Fried Rice and Dumpling eating

===The Vid is here===

Negativity shrouds me ... sometimes I wonder why am I so unfortunate
to be born.

2009-03-31T22:19:00.002+08:00

ok blogs are getting boring.
Btw, I started training again for 2.4km ran three 1.8kms consecutively while timing splits
First time 9:24 1.6 time 8:32
Second Time 9:06 1.6 time 7:59
Third Time 8:52 1.6 time 7:34 (About 90 % effort)

There is a slight improvement however I have no stamina after bout 1km kanasai so I have to train longer distances Must get sub 11 for 2.4km jian chi

Also, I'm increasing hot tempered these days due to projects. Screw projects. My group members are really irresponsible. In fact , got one bugger say that he never ask me do something then I go do. Dude thats called initiative asshole ! Screw his ass.

Anyway 1st Term grades out, I'm 6th in class . Not really happy cos I screwed up quite a few subjects. My MSG was 2.1 , probably good enough to be in top 100 only. IP Dream fading away damn it.

That is why I go shaun's hosue every weekend , to relieve stress and nonchalance of sec school life . Ass!

Btw, I didn't do really well for my WCA Competition came so close to getting aprize for 2x2 and Magic but failed. I'm sad. However , got a trophy for 8th place during the recent Comics Connection Fiesta

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2009-02-27T21:47:00.004+08:00

Ok today I got better news top the class for blog assignment english cool right.... 43/50 I pwned the entire class. If you wanna see my blog just

go joshuas-ranting.blogspot.com really cool

And I went to Telok Kurau Park today. Kana called by a girl a nerd.What the hell lar, just becos I'm from a good school deosnt define my character. Just becos I'm short and wear specs oso doesnt define that. I was obviously offended oso a little heart break ahha mayb thats what repelling form teh opposite sex. Anyway I have a competition tmr and will be spamming photos. Yipee dam nervous. I sign up as an official and time keeper

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2009-02-26T18:48:00.003+08:00

I'm really in no mood to blog because my marks are seriously ass. My chemistry has shown reasonable improvement than last year however I pain in comparison to the other classmates. A person named Kayne especially pisses me off. He hardly ever studies and long behold he didn't even know that there was an exam on Monday. ANd what did he get...damn it siah 29/35 and I get a measly 26/35. a .5 mark away from A1 . + the oversized bugger had the chick to tease me siah.

I'm just really hoping that I'm able to retain an A2 Grade after Jaryll saboed my project group becos he handed up late.

This type of slackers pisses me off with their bastardy attitudes and Too bad lor catchlines. I swear I will kill them if I do end up with 1 of them in the end.

Anyways my CA1 is dead. How to get under 2 MSG and mayb even under 3 MSG

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2009-02-21T23:14:00.003+08:00

ok I just finished spamming geog notes from 8 30 -11 for this tuesdays exam.
Still comtemplatin o whether rnot to go french this monday. 2 WEEKS IN A ROW SIA dam scary. Later the teacher go rape me... On the other hand, I have school exams and I promise mt parents that I will do well for both French and normal subjects...wa I'm in a dilemma

Today, I went for scouts meeting and the pt made my leg a mess...dunno what imba circuit training dam tiring siah summore had to run 4 extra rounds around the field. I seriously dam beat...summore ytd I go try to run 800m by myself only 3 min 25s dam bloody demoralizin. Like all my training not helping liddat...summore issac can run 2 46 without training.

Later I went for Cuber Meeting (left early from scouts) at Marina Square, then spam cube. Got a few 15s and 16s but mostl yall 18s and 19s. But when i challenged blah and the rest , my timings cocked up...all arnd 21 22... damn it siah. Left at 5 reached home at 6 slept till 7 liddat debn watch tv and do homework.

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2009-02-18T16:30:00.004+08:00

kk so today Ispam random photos with my new webcam...hmm
I am really lucky to have escaped capital punishment for breaking Daryl's Specs...heng siah he managed to find a replacement for his spectacle rod. Onto Maths test, I got 8 out of 10. Should have gotten 10 but 2 careless mistakes. I PISSED MAN . Also,very sad that Marcus Wong abandoned me ....Bad things aside, my commonwealth essay got chosen I was dam shocked cos for 1 reason i took like an hour finishing that 500 words essay and all I did was to describe East Coast Beach. I beat around the bush a lot. Didn't know that my english so skill.

You know I really feel that I come off as quite a joker in class. I make a lot of people laugh haha. The gan jue really dam nice.Anyway as I'm surfing around the internet I noticed that many Pri school frens have created class blogs to honour themselves. How i wish I could do the same.

Tmr got 800m run which I'm ready to spam must jian chi. I must win Issac Chia . He and his imba 2min46 timing. And the worst of all he doesnt train. Dam shit head cock master lah. Anyways, I will probably be content with a sub 3 min. Next week hopefully got high jump and long jump . I must show the track and field coach that I have potential and Chanuja's running posture is wrong.

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2009-02-17T19:47:00.002+08:00

I have a 100 posts pretty lame becos I haf been blogging for bout 2 years now

Um....today I had chinese Exam. The time limit was shit so left out 1 5 mark question. Anway the tien xie han zi and zao ju was dam easy cause I mug over and over again the vocabulary words being tested . I heard nearly the entire class didn't finish the paper so there is still a tinge of salvation . After that I had D and T lesson. Really boring. Had a tour around the Dioramas then my group just spammed sketches of Macbeth Characters.

Recess ... spammed food cause I was goin to train after school.

P.E. Theory as usual watch videos
Maths plain boring I'm like elarning some quadratic expressions and equations bullshit. It is damn confusing lar. Cocked up . Later OPW. My group is screwing up becasue CHien YUN DOESNT know how to use darned system and can't upload any shit so yea pretty much dead.

After school, me chakasahai and Azeez went to the gym to train. Got bossed around by a bugger who kept complaining that we werent following the gym rules. Loads of bullshit... anyway I ran intervals around teh school around 4 -5 times... trying to get under 3 minutes Each time ... really hard I exceeded the time limit on my 3rd try so fast siah... anyway I'm gonna train really hard.

I'm gonna study for geog and lit later

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2009-02-14T16:11:00.003+08:00

I'm about halfway done modifying this new blogskin so yea music and links to come...anyway I'm feeling a little fak up now.... I had scouts the entire morning and I'm really exhausted...really. We had a bloody tiring footdrill session .

Also, Valentines Day is very sad indeed for me. No kick one . Either ways , I'm still a young dude destined for greatest things to come.

Yeah so..... I need to start studying for my chinese exam this tuesday. My chinese is seriously kick ass. I suck cock at it so I need to buck up hmmmm... what else..... I need to post more pictures on this blog cause right now the colors look quite dull .

i went to stay over at Shaun's house last week. Initially , I just went out with him. Then he brought up the idea of a sleepover and so the rest is history. Ended up sleeping at 12 so early .... cause I was dead-beat. I will be transferring the posts from my english blog over here just for pure fun.

I got totally screwed over by my science project for handing it late ...hopefully I will still get a b4 or 3 ... I'm gonna start training with Azeez next Tuesday or Wednesday it depends

2009-02-11T17:04:00.000+08:00

just changed my skin :)

2009-02-03T17:34:00.002+08:00

I'm flooded with loads of homework and I may, possibly have a chem test tmr on Ionic and Covalent Compounds. Its actually a retest because in the 1st test, I guessed almost everyone failed. My chemistry is pathetic.

Also , i was incredibally pissed yesterday. Firstly , I was thinking about a certain maths test I did a week ago and I think I screwed it up. I screwed up my Chem Individual Research Project as well. I literally blanked out, forgetting my script . Hopefully , the teacher gives me an 8 a point 10 for including spammage pictures and videos. Haha ...my file size is 11 mb the highest in the class...at least theres still somethin to brag about. To aggravate things, my math teacher said that my maths TfU project is of A1 quality but not good enough to be top in class. Pisses me off really...he said too little info. I spent so much time working on that and this is what I get. Sometimes, it blows my mind to think that some people who dont study can actually achieve better then a person who does. No justice really.

Well,today , i had my OPW lesson and finally got into a group. Have 2 slackers in the group so again pissed. We named our group Por Favor? in tribute to the crazy spanish dude on Mind your Language. Show rocks by the way and so does Reaper. :)

Been neglecting cubing....Work and stuff so sad right... now I can kiss my sub 20 goodbye and the Sec 1 gut Caleb will own me..... :(

MY LIFE SO SAD HOMEWORK IS SHIT

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2009-01-27T18:56:00.002+08:00

Joshua Chan XR is bloody pissed...i just spent 1 and a half hour on french hw and im not even done yet + I still need to revise for Maths test this thurs... School sucks. Now u know why I haven been posting. Also, the current recession has badly affected my ang pow money intake drastically.

Should I quit or continue French ? Pls give valid reasons ! To hell with school

2009-01-08T19:47:00.000+08:00

sry for not posting for very long but im kinda drowning in school homework haha b
and cubing and french and stuff and more excuses

chow,
joshiwawa

2008-12-12T23:01:00.002+08:00

I'm really really bored............
sian to the core so now i will post about my speedcubing progression

222
Single
9/11-3.87s
Avg.(3/5)
1/12-5.73s
RA. Of 12??? – 7.04s

333
Single
12/12- 16.76s
Avg. (3/5)
12/12-22.40s
RA. Of 1230/11-24.66s

444
Single
10/12- 1:25:13
Avg. (3/5)
12/12- 1:38:79

555
Single
11/12- 2:41:09
Avg. (3/5)
12/12-3:08:04

Now i know that this is a mess, so I am so gonna buy a webcam...webcams are damn fun !!!!
Also, I'm gonna b eleaving the country for slightly more than a week .....Macau , Hk , China etc.
Whatevar..........webcams dam fun lor can talk and safe $$$ instead of screwing over fone bills so yea .I'm totally excited about Survivor ....diaoz I broke my Typing record...now i type at 63 wpm!!!!! Yea!!!

Nonsensical is spouting out of my mouth. Soon this pointless and uneventful holiday is coming to a close...i gotta go out more often yea ! ANy1 wans to go out!???

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-12-09T22:22:00.003+08:00

***bored blogging***
Just an update....
-I am finish constructing my fisher cube
-Began work on a Half Trunc. Cube
-Been Mugging 444 cubes lately
-Just watched Bolt last Friday.... a very cute but predictable show
-not sure if I will be postin tmr!
-Shaun's new house is so big!
-KNNBCCB ! I can't break 3 mins on a 555
-Screw OLLs
-I am dam sian
-Leavin for Macau in a week
-Sad Shaun cannot spend christmas in SG
-blar
-active on Sgcubers
-notice that hardly anyone is blogging during holz
-Shit! Holidays kuai yao wan ler.

EDIT: Apparently, I'm not getting much views for this blog so I will be kindly asking Francis for advice to rake upm y views muahahahhahaha!

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-11-13T23:26:00.002+08:00

I'm bored so heres just some random stuff bunched together

TV Shows I'm Currently Watching
I Survived A Japanese Game Show
Amazing Race (Both America and Asia)
Ugly Betty
Survivor Gabon
Project Runway
America's Next Top Model (the show quite bitchy leh nice one!)
Cashmere Mafia
Desperate Housewives
Heroes
Oprahs Big Give

My New Cubes
Rubiks DIY
Transperent DIY
White Yuga
Crystal Cube
Rubiks Magic

Holiday Location:
Hong Kong , Macau and possibly somewhere else

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-11-13T23:10:00.002+08:00

This is just to offically announce that I' m not dead. Yes I'm alive and it is actually 11:05pm.
Hence this post will be only about one thing... thats cubing o ya my comp came back and o ya I slept over at Shaun's house last week and day before yesterday. That rocks ! Did I mention holidays are boring.... my posts are lacking photos. I need to spice things up. Haha!

Ok back to cubing....
I have made considerable progression.... although big cubes have been on my agenda lately....
My new PBs for the 2x2,3x3,4x4 and 5x5 are displayed respectively
3.87,16.87,1:41:08(With Parity too),3:28:07
Yups Victoria School ....I am gonna own everyone next year in cubing...watch out
Still , I feel kinda slow crap... i gotta start learning OLLS and improve my F2L Recognition

Also, I am almost finished with my Octagon Barrel Mod. o yea!

Crapoholic ! I somehow got the kick in the arse...kinda of an inspiration to start bowling all over again. Just find oout that nearly a year of neglecting bowling has caused muscular atrophy. My avearges have dropped from 130s and 140s to 100s and 110s. Fark ! Also, bowling supposedly vastly broadens you social network ( tHis is my own inference from facebook ). What else to rush through ...... o yes.....find give me suggestions for the holiday..... and the movir=e reviews will be probably done tmr.....hopefully I do not procastinate

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-10-31T15:06:00.002+08:00

sry for not posting for out 3 weeks well wad to say.... lazy lor
Anyways I am using my sis laptop to write this post so...sry not a full post/
(laziness getting the better of me again)
Expect a full post on movie reviews and my boring holidays as soon as
my ****ed up desktop computer goes back into the tip-top condition

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-10-12T18:21:00.004+08:00

probably my last post b4 comp is being sent for servicing

*Update*
I got the chance to speak with Kapil from Team India in TARA3 last saturday.. heres the proof. The convo only lasted 5 mins though

I just had an awesome time yesterday with Shaun.
Sadly, I will not be able to come to his house for the next few weeks
because of Scouts.Why does it have to be on Saturdays. Argh...!
I gotta meet a couple of his current mshs frens like Brennan., who likes to call
people by their full names. I mean its ridiculous Do I call Shaun , Kingston Lau
Its just plain stupid. Sadly, time passed like knnccb and the day ended just like that. I
hope i can go to this new house this december . Swimming yay !
A saturday night fever video #3 is gonna be released soon n my youtube acc. so watch
out for that.

Lastly, apart from tmr's exam , there will be no school this tues and wednesday so rejoice!
Next week on the last day of the school , I will be posting about my impressions of secondary shcool and that in contrast of primary school. Just a sneek peek: IT IS PREETY CLEAR CUT I prefer pri school . I'm just missing all my frens and nostalgia is really settling in. Seriously , I am very emotional about this issue. Sometimes, I just cry thinking about Maris Stella, the white-washed walls, wonderful smiles and even the knnccb teachers... wait thats too much

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-10-11T11:15:00.003+08:00

End of exams! Actually, I still have 1 more paper. English this Monday but I dont really care about it.Comprehension and Composition only haha ! Tortorous week siah ! My Science, Maths and Literature very chiam ! i completely catch no ball about the Chemistry. Wth lar. What 6CO2 + ???? crap = ? KNNCCB ! Either way very pumped, I'm going to Shaun's house later at 2. Video making frenzy ! Luck not on my side! I sort of fell sick yesterday. Had a migraine the entire day and bed-ridden. Yay! Got my cubes back after Mmy mom confsicated them( Initiative she had to take to make me study)

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-10-03T15:36:00.002+08:00

Reality Shows

This is cool ! Channel 5 now broadcasts direct satellite feeds from U.S.A. for Survivor Gabon. O yeah ! I chiong home today to watch it siah after a brief anticlimax bus ride looking for Metta Legend #1. Damn! We missed him just by a mere 10 seconds. Apparently, he was running with a badminton racket in hand smacking a "Singh". The second episode resulted in back to back challenges win foir Fang. Actually, right now , myfavourtie castaways have got to be Krystal , Bob and Ken. Their jobs being Olympic 400m champion (She was very strong in the reward challenge. Really really strong), 60+ Physics Teacher and a professional gamer in Smash Bros. haha ! Hilarious.

Also, yesterday I think I went hyperactive because Amazing Race Asia was so nice. Teams went to Taiwan this time. Having an interesting detour called Shoot It. Not forgetting the unforgettable rodablock, haha teams had to ate a serving of Chou Doufu or Stinky Tofu. Puke like siao kapor! haha. Anyways Niroo and Kapil were eliminated because of some car difficulties. Well, all I can say is good luck with their lives and I will be ateending the Windows Live Messenger conference later at half past 5. I think the next leg is in Japan...

Heroes

For the past few days, since Hari Raya Eve, I've been catching up with all the heroes episodes, basically trying to get the gist of thestoryline. The show is really complicated. Loads of twist and turns. And with the third season currently braodcasting in America, I'm all set to watch it shhhh.................................online haha! Find it yourself.Ending of with "Heroes rox . Watch it! you will not be disappointed . Screw all haters"

Chow,
Joshiwawa
P/S. Gd luck to PSLE and O level candidates.

2008-10-01T14:09:00.003+08:00

As promised , I made a Vlog and a cube collection video.
Sorry for the delay...
my computer is completely fak up.
Bloody hell it keeps restarting and hanging !
Screw the comp ! Screw it !
Looks like Shaun and Greg are on a recent video making haste as well.
Please Shaun ! Sell me your Cubesmith tiles and PVC Megaminx.
K that was random... :) .
The Vlog hopefully doesn't bore you to death .
Haha ! I overtried being funny.

Embeding vids is jin ma fan lar !
Either way, back to watching Heroes
Catching up on all Season 2 Episodes
before watching Season 3

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-09-29T16:34:00.003+08:00

Feeling very irritated and tired right now. Because...

1.I have chinese tution later. Sian! Just completed my Mock Up Chinese Compo Exam after school at 2. Got 14/20 for my listening. Pathetic!
2.I need to complete my Design and Technology project by tomorrow or I am dead.
3.Need to revise History + Physics.
4.Need to write a poem for literature. Information overload!

I'm gonna die ! On the lighter note, the encore of Amazing Race Season 13 Premier is broadcasting later at 9. The satellite simulcast is every Monday morning at 9 am . KNNCCB ! Got school. Also, the Muslim students get half-day tomorrow for school. How unfair is that ! I'm gonna convert to the Islamic faith.

Anyway,most like ponning french tomorrow, (too embarrassed to come face to face with my horrific marks) and also expect a full post with Singapore F1 Grand Prix Review and maybe even a V-log if I have enough time and don't feel lazy. Last but not least , fak u Shaun for KNNCCBing on the bloody phone ! Screw History!

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-09-27T12:28:00.011+08:00

Speedcubing Progress

2x2
3x3

Procastination

I gotta stop doing it cause my work is going to be affected .Its just about a week away from E.O.Y exams which basically means I have to start pulling up my socks. If I cannot get into I.P. next year, Ithe topic above. Argh ! i've been trying to get sub 30 averages nowadays and thus been neglecting on my work. Neglecting as in playing the entire day and at 11 at night, you remember oh shit ! , my homework is not even done yet!

Survivor Gabon and Amazing Race Asia

I watched both last night and the night before.Amazing Race Asia is still as great as ever. Next episode looks intense. Geoff in the show is a complete bastard... haha. Cnanot believe the beauty queens got eliminated. Actually, Natalie whined too much. I think if i had been there too, I whined as well. haha! Survivor Gabon on the other hand was a little bad. It was boring throughout the episode maybe the cre wthis season chose the wrong place to shoot this season "Gabon". Sure, its all HD and stuff, but I rather watch F1 now haha! Anyways, the epsiodes have to buck up and improve all else viewer ratings are gonna plummet.

Chow,
Joshiwawa (Wrote this in 10 minutes)

2008-09-26T21:23:00.006+08:00

*I shall try to adopt a new method of posting known as vulgar spam, as the name implies you spam vulgarities until ur friend laugh life xiao!

Sickness

I guess I have a STD.Yesterday morning, I started becoming retarded and spastic, vomited and redecorated my bathroom interior with loads of diarrohea and hsit. Must be suffering the aftermath of Metta herpes just kidding. But seriously, felt bloody sick and ended up not going to school.

Proud to be Singaporean
This mind so weird but I still have a sense of patriotism for this country despite many complains on its education system. 2008 is like the pinnacle of Singapore's sporting history.(YOG,Olympic Medal,Paralympic medals) In about a half hours time, the F1 Practice session commences. First night race ever apparently because during the day, people will pretty much be parking their sore ass in front of a comp and typing out shit. That might be a brash stereotype of work life here but what the hell... face the horrible truth. Either way, I'm gonna spam watching f1 for this 3 nights... although studies have to come 1st. I admit not being much of a motorsports fan, but fak ! How many times do you get to see tanned Caucasian assholes strut their stuff in a according to a newspaper, bloody hot car, racing pointlessly around a track 55 + times. Ridiculous people may think , but a once in a life time experience. Damn I sound so chimiology !

*** What the fak lar ! The F1 like damn nice sia! Fernando Alonso knnbccb to the finish line and ownage Lewis Hamilton ( actually not much lar...) +0. sumthin only lar. Haha gao siao why i tok like chao ah beng A ya fak lar, i go watch survivor liao till 1 . i gonna watch the f1 tmr again.***

French
Screwed Screwed and more Screwed. The paper easy like shit hor . Only have to write compo like 90 words. Only have to rearrange and translate sentences. Only have to conjugate some piehole verbs. Not hard actually. Not a bit difficult at all. 20 /80 shall do the job !

Dual Citizenship
Hope I can get one after N.S. ,study hard , get a high paying job, move out of this hectic country , lay back in Canada, U.S. or any other European countries. Sounds simple but in fact complicated, cause' I might not earn much in the other countries. God bless me!

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-09-24T14:27:00.003+08:00

*All vulgars are censored either into acronyms or similar sounding words

School Day

Today was the usual lacklustre and boring day. Had morning assembly in the classroom because of an imminent heavy downpour which eventually did happen. First period was D & T . I'm almost finish with my mobile (kinetic sculpture) Yays ! Just need polishing and assembly. Sadly, beacause of that, poor me has to stay back after school this Friday for extra make-up classes.(Actually deadline was today ...)P.E. was cancelled and in tis place some extra P.E. Theory exam practice. The questions were really easy ,all common sense. They give stupid options. haha! Sang Nila Utama , Singapore's 1st Olympian. haha!

[RECESS]

Science Pratical Exam. Quite simple paper. We just had to investigate whether a height of a pendulum affects the time taken for oscillations. my lab partner,Kayne, is so dead lar. He think 1 oscillation is just one shot. His answers all ridiculous...haha! English period next. did not bring my paper so kana scolded lor... haha.

[School End]Metta Legends/Retarded People

Haha ! after school was binkin funny lar. Haziq,Hariz , me and a couple of other people eagerly boarded the 55 bus to meet up with our dear friend ,Keith a.k.a Metta Legend #1 or retarded Ngee Ann boy or I want buy cigarette. HE SPAM VULGARITIES ON THE BUS LIKE SIAO LAR!!!! HAHA! He collects bus tickets for 4D.Haha!

Keith apparently kept saying "My teacher damn [cheese bun]!","I wanna **** that CHIJ girl" and " I got 6 marks for my Maths Exam" This might sound sadistic but we kept cracking jokes at him and I remembered laughing my ass off so hard that people on the bus glared at me. Cannot help it mah ! Keith in retaliation, said he was gonna hire some singapore triads to beat us up. Hahahahahahahaha! Retard....Although, I feel sorry for him a little. O yes! keith also insulted a Taonan boy and said Taonan for bastards haha! Taonan boy totally ignore him. Kudos to Keith,True Blue Metta Legend!

Now onto Metta Legend #2 a.k.a Saint Patricks
There was an indian boy yesterday on the 55 bus yeat again who was completely reatrded and gay. He said he love me beacuse I was chubby. Hahaha ! he even tried to follow me home. But , i SAID" NO!" Haziq laughed like knn ccb haha!

Keep checking this blog for more updates on The Chronicles of Metta: The cigarette, the gay and the girlfriend

Chow,
Joshiwawa
a.k.a Metta Legend Councilor

2008-09-22T14:10:00.003+08:00

WTF! I lost my waterbottle today! Super pissed ! I have french oral later at 6. Die already! Gotta study...

******

This is just an update on the oral. I pretty much headed for death valley haha! The examiner, who was french, was binkin confusin lar. He speaks so fast and expects us to catch everything. 6 sentences , that was all I could say. 2 for the picture description. 2 for the conversation and 2 questions. Simply pathetic ! Well, my final conclusion: French is as good as screwed right now. Anyways, gotta study hard for thursday E.O.Y. . Hopefully, I can pass. God save me!

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-09-20T11:30:00.005+08:00

It is a Saturday morning and I'm supposed to be studying ut yet I'm at the computer. i gotta say even though I have put online gaming to a halt in my life ... I'm still addcited to the internet.Lets not beat around the bush and get to the point ,after watching the Where the Hell is Matt video(Song is very nice le). I was inspired to make a list of cities that I would want to go to...

1.Miami,Florida
2.Krgyszstan
3.Korea (I might be going end of year)
4.Tokyo,Japan
5.Madagascar(Widlife paradise)
6.Tonga(Beautiful scenery)
7.Paris(I'm studying french so of course lar!)
8.Stone Town,Zanzibar
9.Paro,Bhutan(Mountain escape)
10.Christams island(Loads of crabs)
11.Australia(Outback...anyone?)
12.Stockholm,Sweden (Looks so metropolistic)
13.Brussels,Belgium
14. Argentina (Colorful place)
15.Netherlands(Same as above)

...I'm sure theres many more but I will just stop here. Hopefully, in the near future, when I finally have a job, I can take a 2 year leave and travel the world and make a similar video. Instead of dancing, the could be um..... cubing.... haha bye ! Gotta go back to my scheduled studying or else I'm pratically dead for the EOYs.

Chow,
Joshiwawa (The world indeed is a wonderful place to live on)

2008-09-19T14:09:00.004+08:00

According to Professor P.S. Pandiyan, my posts are getting short so todays one is going to be long .Couple of things Muah will be highlightin' today...

1.[ABS a.k.a the Ah Beng Syndrome.]
Foreword: Ah Bengs suck ! They make me sick!
Throughout this year, i've deduced that at least 70% of Victorians have developed symptoms of this deadly contagious disease. The symptoms include fusion singlish/ah beng lingo.Words include jacked ,lol (not saying the letters but pronouncing it) and siah lar. This stereotype cannot be left out as well ; Ah bengs like dislike Skinny' Jeans. In my opinion, this people really ruined Singapore's image. Of course, I am uncapable of doing anything about this, but my main objective is to not to contract the deadly strain.

2.[Amazing Race Asia 3 Episode 2]
Absolutely brilliant. Did I mention that I'm a big fan of reality TV. Teams made their way from Bangkok to Saigon. It is in Vietnam (just some info for retards). Congratulations to A.D. & Fuzzie of Singapore for the 2nd place. DO SINGAPORE PROUD! My current favourite team ahs to be without a doubt the fillipino team of Geoff and Tisha. The attributed reason being that they are the so called most disliked team and Geoff is such a rude bastard . Kinda like me... Well, all i can say is that Amazing Race Asia is gradually progressing with better episodes. Since the 1st season, much progress has been made. Kudos to Mr.Michael Mckay

3.[Where the Hell is Matt (2008),Boo de Ah Da and My Youtube account]
I nearly cried while watching this two videos. It clealy depicts that the world is a wonderful place.They are so inspirational... Singapore is featured in the Matt harding clip about a minute before the end) How I wish I could travel around the world too. Kick back , relax and enjoy the clip.Also , I have been on an insane youtube video posting diet. Please view my Speedcubing vs. challenges with Shuan. Here is the link: http://www.youtube.com/joshuachan1995

4[E.O.Y. and Posts]
Well as most Singaporeans know, now is basically the exam periods so my posts have to come to a halt for a while. Maybe just 2 or 3 posts 1 week from now on. Anyway wishing all PSLE particpants a good luck to your exams. PSLE kinda gives me a nostalgic feeling. i have to start mugging harder. SHit I have french next week ! Die already

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-09-12T17:37:00.005+08:00

BAD
I just had such an emotional week. I cried about 3 times this week due to a certain 'bullying case"I will try to explain everything in my next post or what.I'm actually quite in a bit of a rush because my tution starts in about 15 minutes from now. Which means I have to get ready all my books and stuff. Anyways, the exams commence in approximately 4 weeks time. Which aptly means that i have to get my ass off the seat at start mugging or I'm basically good as shit!

GOOD
On the brighter side of life, I might continue having french next year after all. According to the language centre, many students have been complaining about the amount of fatigue they suffer each week just travelling down to Bishan twice. I cannot help but to agree on that case. So the smart language centre, in its desperate attempt to draw back the declining no. of students have offered a 3 hour 1 day per week session whih effect from net year onwards if there is popular demand. O goodie! Also, yesterdays french lesson was really fun!Mr. Robert was explaining about how life was in French schools and such and how university students can party until 4 in the morning every thursdays...

Amazing Race Asia 3 has also commenced and I'll try my best to follow throughout the entire season .Yesterday was the first episode of hit reality a show. I missed the entire 1st part of it due to rushing some History project.

There would not be any Scout meeting tomorrow ! Yays... I can't rest on a Saturday morning. Oh wait, I have to study Well thats how life is...:*

VIDEO TIME
During the holidays, I spent most of my time making custom cube modifications.
Here they are
-3x3x5 extended
-Siamese Cube
-Cubie Chaos 2/3x4x5/Extended Siamese Cube

Chow,
Joshiwawa (posting some vids and major revamp tmr.. I created a cube mods video today too lazy to embed it now)

2008-09-03T11:29:00.008+08:00

**Birth Announcement**
I'm gonna be an uncle for ther 4th or was it 5th time.
Well, either way, my cousin, Maiwenn is having a baby.
Yipee ! I wonder whether it is a boy or girl...
If its a boy , he shall be named Joshua
If its a girl, she shall be named Joshuanna.
Haha I'm just joking.
All I have to really say is félicitations à l'occasion de la naissance de votre bébé.
GOOD LUCK BEING A MOTHER !!!!

Dear Diary

As promised, I will include some pictures on my recent trip back to MSHS.
Here they are....(regarding the videos...I've problem compressing the file size so you will have to wait but fret not I PROMISE I WILL GET IT DONE BY THIS WEEKEND) I've also included a class photos of both Maris Stella and Victoria(See if you can spot me) I look *I hate to say this* EMO.

Salut,
Joshua

2008-09-01T20:06:00.002+08:00

I've actually created a lot of useless vids today (including f2l walkthrough, retarded randomness videos , cube collections) most of which with shaun....
Well, that is all and I will be doing a full post tomorrow!

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-08-31T20:19:00.011+08:00

Feeling like bullshit after this camp...... Slept at 2 30am on Friday till 6am (though official waking up time was at 9. I still pity sec 2s and 3s for sleeping only at 6) Slept yesterday at 2 30 too. I literally drifted into sleep the moment I hit the sleeping bag -_-. I actually have to be out right now having dinner... but I slept from 3 till 7 30 and could not wake up at all. Couple that up with extremely sore ankles, wrists, aching thighs and calves and you'll have a deadly combination. Thankfully, I was talking a lot of Borat with Hao Yang. "VERI NIZE.... HOW MUCH?"

Moving onto the campfire.... it was actually a success but I've got to confess I find it a little messy and disorganised mainly because of the last minute prep. (From last week till Saturday) According to my sister, this campfire wasn't as good as the one in 2005. This year's campfire theme was aptly entitled "Masquerade". That was completely random. If I'm not wrong, the themes of the campfire from 2005~2007 were "Roman ,Red Indians and Reminiscence " I lost my voice during the campfire trying to act enthu . There were a couple of games of Charades,Extreme Scavenger Hunt and Don't Forget The Lyrics. The campfire surprisingly wrapped up at around half past 9 which made it only 2 hrs long only.
All the hard work on the refreshments also came to no fruition. In the end, we were left with at least 10 trays of unfinshed sandwhiches, a half full dispenser of mango syrup and a messed up Pringles lying everywhere.

Moments that lighten me up and made me feel more lively during the camp...

1.A cold joke by Fabian
Fabian: How do you make a dead person living?
The rest of us: How?
Fabian: You put him in the living room

2.Chun Wei in reference to how to ask a girl to dance(sick stuff)
-Hey! You got more curves than a racing track. Wanna dance?
-Was your father a farmer? Cause' that is damn big watermelons.

3.Chun Wei with Yo Momma jokes
Me: Yo momma so fat that she iron her clothes on a runway
Chun Wei: Yo momma so fat that when she went to a restaurant and the waiter gave her a menu, she said "ok!"

4.Avester talking about chemistry (It sounded like this to me)
Avester: Balance this equation...blar blar
Francis:How'd u balance it?
Avester: Blar! Blar! Blar!

5.Avester with reference to Miss.Hashima , the chubby school Home Economics teacher
Avester:Why does the Home Econs lab have no curtains.
Rest of us: Y?
Avester : Cause she's wearing all of them.

I feel inspired to post Borat dialouges and quotes tomorrow!

To academic business right now...If I have gotten any of my calculations wrong, my current MSG is 1.7 with 4 A1s in English,Maths,Chinese and D&T. A2 for Physics and 2 B3s in History and Literature. This puts me about 6th or 7th position in class. Quite a reasonable improvement since the last term. I will receive confirmation over my marks when i get back the result slips when school reopens after the holidays. I think I will end of this Post now,gotta rest for the night!

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-08-29T15:19:00.004+08:00

Don't ask me why I'm spamming posts today....
Sunday Morning by Maroon 5 lyrics (Serenade your partner with this. Lovely)

Sunday morning rain is falling
Steal some covers share some skin
Clouds are shrouding us in moments unforgettable
You twist to fit the mold that I am in
But things just get so crazy living life gets hard to do
And I would gladly hit the road get up and go if I knew
That someday it would bring me back to you
That someday it would bring me back to you

That may be all I need
In darkness she is all I see
Come and rest your bones with me
Driving slow on sunday morning
And I never want to leave

Fingers trace your every outline
Paint a picture with my hands
Back and forth we sway like branches in a storm
Change the weather still together when it ends

That may be all I need
In darkness she is all I see
Come and rest your bones with me
Driving slow on sunday morning
And I never want to leave

But things just get so crazy living life gets hard to do
Sunday morning rain is falling and I’m calling out to you
Singing someday it’ll bring me back to you
Find a way to bring myself home to you

And you may not know
That may be all I need
In darkness she is all I see
Come and rest your bones with me
Driving slow?

2008-08-29T14:37:00.001+08:00

Hypochondriac: A person who has hypochondriasis, a disorder characterized by a preoccupation with body functions and the interpretation of normal body sensations (such as sweating) or minor abnormalities (such as minor aches and pains) as portending problems of major medical moment. Reassurance by physicians and others only serves to increase the hypochondriac's persistent anxiety about their health.
The hypochondrium is the anatomic area of the upper abdomen just below (Greek "hypo" meaning "below") the cartilage (Greek "chondros" meaning "cartilage") of the ribs. Hypochondriasis was thought by the ancients to be due to disturbed function of the spleen and other organs in the upper abdomen.

extracted from~http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=18717

I think I'm kind of a hypochondriac

2008-08-29T14:25:00.011+08:00

Happy Teacher's Day to Mr.Goh and Wu Lao Shi
Yikes today was so fun!
I went back to my Primary School and met up with old classmates. Played a couple of games of basketball, soccer and chasing. Such bittersweet memories. Always remember .... I lurv u guys (not gay) Chin Jie Jie ,Jun Hao ,Xabi Alonzo,King Kong Mantee ,Ah Choo ,Nicolas SaiKang and Ivan (just to mention a few... ) I will be trying to upload sum photos of them soon. Yikes I forgot... I'm leaving for a camp tonight. Oh no! I hate them. I get homesick really really easily.

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-08-25T16:51:00.008+08:00

***[News Flash] 30.6 s for Victoria School Speedcubing competition. 1st place For Individual.Team dead last .YeAH!***

Second part of my long post.... This is mainly about athletics..... Recently, I've been EXPRESSing AN OVERWHELMING INTEREST FOR ATHLETICS. I seriously hope that 1 day I will be good in any event and make the school team and SIngapore proud. Ok thats a little too far. But nothing comes without training. Then again,my short and small physique might not qualify me for any events. My Idols, Hicham El Guerrouj, Irving Saladino, Usain Bolt,Asafa Powell (Very modest lad),Mike Powell, Carl Lewis, Tia Hellabaut, Blanka Vlasic, Stefan Holm, Haile Gabrselassie, Kenanisa Bekele, Tirunesh Dibaba, Sebastian Coe..... the list never ends lar

Events I think I might or migh not have potential in ( I need sometime before puberty kicks in)
Sprinting x (I really do love it.Its so cool but I dont have strength,height and power)
Throwing x
Decatholon x
Long Jump
Triple Jump
High Jump (small chance)
Long Distance
Middle Distance (yay Seb Coe! 1 of my idols with Hicham El Guerrouj)

2008-08-25T16:30:00.003+08:00

Its been weeks since the last post....to be exact 16 days
If you have noticed too. thats 8th August - 24th August which is the same duration of the Beijing Olympics which is precisely why I have not been posting.
I can't help but to reminisce about the fact that the Olympics ended in a blink of an eye. It was so entertaining and stress relieving to watch it. (Especially, Athletics. I watched the whole of athletics. I really am inspired by the sport)

Here's my summary of the games(Mostly about Phelps and Bolt)of course lar. so popular

Usain Bolt

You cant help but to think that he is not human. He made the 100m participants look like pedestrians while he act seh at 85m till the end. In the 200m, he blitz the entire field for gold in WR TIME OF 19.30 , BREAKING MICHAEL JOHNSON'S WR BY 2s, a feat that seemed impossible until now. By the way, I do a little agree that Usain Bolt shows no respect to his fellow competitors. But wth, he is still one of my idols now. 1.96m!!! makes me feel like a leprechaun.
By the way, I read about a newspaper article about Jamaican sprinters. According to scientists Jamaicans are fast due to

1/genes from west Africans
2/testosterone
3/weather and facilities
4/trewlany yam and reggae power (sadly I cant remember the rest.

Michael Phelps
what to say lar.....
like my friend judah says he uses cheat codes.
The greatest Olympian of all time

SIngapore winning silver for table tennis
A final with 6 china women......... poud for them though

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-08-08T12:42:00.002+08:00

*Quick Update*
Just finished Cross Country Run 4km
Came in 35th to 45th position
Got a silver medal for coming in 2nd best house "Whampoa"
leaving for Kuala Lumpur at 2pm.
Don really wanna go there
Cannot watch NDP
Cannot watch Beijing Olympics
Coming back on Sunday 6pm
Cannot listen to Muttons to Midnight
Exams next week
Gonna mug in KL

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-07-17T18:03:00.002+08:00

I've just finished my NAPFA 5 stations yesterday.
:( Judging from that face , you should know how was the outcome.
Actually , I did not do that badly. I set personal bests for my Broad Jump & Inclined -Pull ups.
I will not brag nor complain about my sit and reach. In fact, I will . Whoever the SIt and Reach teacher was, I don't like you. I just needed aa single centimetre and gold and all my dreams dashed by that teacher. I sound so melodramatic. And by the way, I got into a fight with Marc . Cool . Suffered loads of scratches on my arms. he apparently uses some hidden kung fu Catwoman Martial Art skills

By the way , here are my Napfa scores
S.B.J. 204cm
Sit-up 37 reps (a ha need to work those abs)
inclined pull up 36 reps
sit and reach 33cm no comments
shuttle run 10.5s
2.4km run 12m 20s

Chow,
Joshiwashi (some name i'm called sometimes)
P/S. Homework sux I'm dead for today's test

2008-07-13T15:11:00.002+08:00

I would turn gay for James Morisson and Jason Mraz
They have such angelic voices.....

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-07-11T17:18:00.002+08:00

I feel like a failure...
because I'm not musically inclined...
I suck at everything music
Except listening to it. of course lar...
I even failed the recorder in pri school.
Shit! I have so many friends that play the piano.
Jealous lar. I may consider taking piano lessons but
then again I might lose my interest in it.
and I might have to put in a lot of time for lessons
O well! Dreamz
Anyways, nothin to say bye!

Shortest post

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-07-06T13:34:00.003+08:00

1.Sorry for not posting at all....
What to say lar...
Got school mah...
Anyways had my napfa 2.4km WOoHoo!
Quite happy la... 12 mins 20 s 1 minute + improvement
Dun ask me y I tok like chao ah beng haha
Haha Seriously , I am feeling lazy to post thangs

2.Either ways, I am seriously addicted to cubing. ( new pb 25 seconds!!!!)
Btw, my school hasn't made any announcements regarding the speedcubing competition .
If the event doesnt come through , i'm seriously gonna screw them argh.....

3.For the past two weeks, I've been spending my entire saturdays at Scout Campfires
Manjusri Campfire was sian... so was yesterdays Chai Chee one haha! Talked about Lord of The Rings the entire time. Then chiong home to watch Return of The King Part Two. I maybe considering to watch the entire trilogy all over again.Quite exciting leh the movie...

Video Time

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-06-20T16:59:00.004+08:00

1.The reasons why I havent been really posting this past week or so
I am currently in a NASSA Swimming Bronze course.O yeah! Finally, I'm gonna get the certificate. From Tuesday through today, I've been waking up early every morning just to go to the club and work my ass off with a couple of young kids. They are literally young(aged 4 to 10). I'm like the oldest there....extremely pai seh siah....but also the tallest(Yay ! for the 1st time)Although, I 'm not really use to the fact.Well, I hope you roughly get the point of me not being able to post that much.P/S. The kids are rascals. THEY KICK YOU IN THE VITAL SPOTS JUST TO GET AHEAD. CRAZY!!!!!!

Also, I've been spamming movies lately.Seriously addicted to all late night shows like Pushing Daisies,Lost,The Contender,The Apprentice,America's Next Top Model(No! Just kidding). O yes ! and Nip/tuck which definitely a sick show. Theres like *ahem* scenes in every single episode. O dun get me wrong, I'm not a perv! Bottom line is " American shows Rock!" I think that Singaporean Entertainment should step it up a notch and produce great shows like those in US as well.

2.I proclaim myself becoming increasingly a sloth. This whole holiday is coming to an end now and when I reflected, I realised I did nothing productive, except maybe from speedcubing. Speaking of which, I've recently dropped my average down to 40 seconds. Aha ! Fastest solve is 32 seconds now!!!!!Bow down to the Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuubbbbbbbbbbbiiiiiiikkkkkkk's God!
Hahahahahahahahaha

Well that's all for now,
Joshua(I'm reminsicing over the coming school term)

2008-06-10T13:57:00.004+08:00

My Big Ass of a mouth has landed me in trouble already. Oo Crap....I have 4 MSN Blocks.They are from
!.Marc (For insulting and irritating him)
2.Jun Kang(For nudging him too much)
3.Chanuja(For being racist at him)
4.Nicolas(For insulting him)
This makes me somewhat of a complete bitch(not that I'm a girl) Shit my mouth! Somehow though, I take pleasure in the art of insult.It somehow makes my life a little more brighter... as in happier. I can't help but laugh at my own lame jokes !!!

Heres an example of why Nicolas blocked me just that Saturday....

Joshua : Hi Nicolas you Sai Kang
Nicolas:Hi Gay!
Joshua: You sai kang asshole
Nicolas:You're so gay!
Joshua: Bourne Supremacy Nicolas Kang Crybaby!
Nicolas:Have u seen ani1 hug some1 else in ur calss b4?
Joshua : yEs i've hugged you
Nicolas: You are seriously gay
Joshua: thanx! And you are a transexual!
(Up til this point Nicolas had enough and so blocked me.)

On to Cubing,I've broken my PB to a 40.99 sec solve.I've also finally memoerised all the bloody PLL Algorithms Yipee! It sux! I'm going out with Shi Cheng tmr!(Watching Kongfu ...Sounds like tofu Panda. Maybe even watching Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Sai Kang Skull) Just before I sign off, heres a link to my newly created video with shaun.... plz enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6kM-qRBKXQ
O AND YES...I have camP THIS fRIDAY!!!!

Chow,
Sai Kang(Ass hole)

2008-06-06T15:19:00.017+08:00

I'm gonna seriously hit breaking point on sianness already. I'm so darn freaking bored. Please do something to me! I'm too lethargic to cube! Oh crap! I broke my Eastsheen 4x4 into a million pieces. I'm so dead ! Crap Spam!!!!!!!!!Gonna upload this freakin post with sum pics lar hahahahahahhahaha! Why?

Cube Collection (Old)

Broken Eastsheen 4x4

Genting Spinner

Disgusting McDonalds meal combined with Milo,Hash browns and much more...

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-06-05T15:29:00.002+08:00

Ok so I've just came back from Genting bout 2 days back and I've gotta say that trip was rather lacklustre aside from seating on the flying coaster. (Nothing to do and so congested Argh!!!)Yeah! I'm so happy that I've finally seaten on a proper theme park ride although I did chicken out of the Corkscrew Coaster. Also I've not been able to post a lot lately becasue of Scouts. I'm attending other courses and stuff and having lectures aside from the weekly meetings,yes it is very time consuming I know. I think my homework is still untouched. Haha! I'm dead!

Blar.... Went to eat at Marine Parade today. Played with rubik's cube today. I'm thinking of taking a break from the cube for a while now. I feel very sian about it...Btw, does anyone want to go out? I'm bored to death at home. I'm currently listening to Happy Birthday by the Click Five. I find it an appealing song! Quite catchy tune! Uh humm.... nice vocals..... Blalala
I've got a new rubiks cube PB ~ 48.7 seconds
SERIOUSLY BORED
cant you tell!
I'm so tired
I think i will take a nap
Yawnz zzzzz

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-05-30T12:25:00.007+08:00

Woot!
New best average + Best Unlucky Single solve
But dam bloody inconsistent !!!! :9
Fastest : 1:26:67 mins
Slowest 51.37 s
Here is the proof:

----- Rubik's JTimer Best Average for Fri May 30 12:22:35 SGT 2008 -----

Average: 1:03.24

Fastest Time: 51.37
Slowest Time: 1:26.67
Standard Deviation: 06.38

Individual Times:
1) 1:00.70 D2 R' L2 D' B' L2 U2 D L F' B R F' U' D' R2 F' U B2 L D2 U L' R F2
2) 58.55 F B L' D F' L2 D' B2 D2 F2 L D' L' R U2 F2 D' L' U F2 R2 L2 B F' U'
3) 1:08.46 D2 U2 R2 D U2 B U2 R2 F' D2 B R' B' L F D2 L2 B' U D R2 F B' R' F2
4) 56.93 D' R L B' U D L U2 D2 R' U D' F2 L2 U2 L2 R B U' L B' R2 U' D2 B2
5) (51.37) L2 R F' D2 L2 F2 B L U2 R' L' F' U' B' D' L' U B R2 U' R L2 D F2 B
6) (1:26.67) F R2 U B' U F2 D' R B U' B2 U2 F L D L F' B2 L2 R' B' D2 U' B L'
7) 54.95 B D2 R B R B U D' R D2 U2 L2 B' F' R2 F2 L' B' R F' R' D F2 L' F2
8) 1:12.00 F2 B2 R' B' F R B' U' F2 B L' F2 B2 U D2 B' R' U L' B' F' R L' U2 L2
9) 1:11.53 D' B2 U F2 R2 F' B2 D' R L2 D' F' B D2 R2 D' F' B U L2 U D' B' U R
10) 57.52 F R U' R' D F2 B D' R2 D' F2 L' B2 D' U2 F' R' L' F B2 D' B D' B' R'
11) 1:03.62 B2 L F' D L' B F' L2 B R' L2 D2 B D L2 D2 B' D' U' R D' U' B2 L' B'
12) 1:08.15 U B D L2 D2 F' R' L' U R' F' B' R2 U2 F' B D F' R' U2 D L' U2 B2 L

Back to uncube related business, I'm leaving for Genting so don expect me to post anything during this three or four days. Btw, I'm gonna be sitting on my first ever ROLLER COASTER !!!! I hope that I dont puke haha and get vomit all over myself. Hope I dont get diarrohea too! Sometimes I think too much.
Other than that, I'm really hoping someone would ask me to go out. I'M BORED TO DEATH AT HOME!

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-05-27T17:26:00.007+08:00

I was simply bo liao today again.
Similar to yesterday... spent the entire day in front of comp.
Both vids are quite low quality because it as been compressed
Again my frustration is getting to me......why can't I get a sub minute.
**Update**
I had the worst diarrohea in the history of diarroheas last night. I pratically spent an entire hour on the toilet bowl. I seriously ahd shit strewn all over the entire room.

Created a vid.......

Eastsheen 2x2

Shaun's Video

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-05-26T19:30:00.006+08:00

Just simply parked my arse in front of the computer screen and television today and thats about it. Oh and yes, I practiced with the Rubik's Cube today , trying my best to get a 50sec- timing but all in vain. I feel very demoralised. How am I going to be compete for Youth Day?
Heres just a timing chart for my cube solves so far....( I might post it up on the profile page soon enough

3x3

Average of 6 solves: 1:48.77
Fastest Time: 1:25.74
Slowest Time: 2:22.72
Standard Deviation: 21.89
Individual Times:
Taken on 23rd March, 3 weeks after I had learnt how to solve one
2:22.72 2:07.27 1:32.82 1:45.60 1:38.48 1:25.74

Average of 8 solves: 1:12.24
Fastest Time: 1:04.06
Slowest Time: 1:24.72
Standard Deviation: 06.43
Individual Times:
Taken a month later-->Average improved by roughly 36 seconds
1:08.97 1:08.61 1:24.72 :08.81 1:17.51 1:11.28 1:04.06 1:13.92

Now I'm pissed off....... because I havent improved for a month already.
:( SO hard to get a sub minute!

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-05-25T11:28:00.002+08:00

Uh hummm.... I' ve not been playing loads of online games lately. I guess I don't find them fun anymore. The prospect of being addicted is devastating to our education,hence I've quit. Either way,I find games like Maple and Gunz boring already. However, who knows how long it will take for me to finally buckle under pressure and restart playing online games. It is a fact that it is hard to resist the tempetation to smash and pummel at the keyboard to level up.

Unlike most people, I actually enjoy surfing the internet rather than playing games. The internet is really a God gift. Filled with millions of over websites, there is seemingly no end to the web pages. There are mass search websites such as Youtube, Google and crap! Why I'm writing this, I have absolutely no idea .

I find myself in a very bored and restless state now... ... ... ..

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-05-24T22:02:00.000+08:00

I feel bloody disgraced.
My positions in Secondary School is a far cry of those in Primary School.

Position Comparison
Pri School (Class)~2nd
Pri School (Level)~32nd
Sec School (Class)~9th
Sec School (Level)~110th -_-

Crap....Enough of marks already and to the more positive stuff (HOLIDAYS)

Cool things I wish I can accomplish during this hols
1. Learn Snorkeling
2.Get my bronze certificate for swimming
3.Take part in a Biathlon
4.Learn to cycle
5.Go Skating
6.Get a sub 40sec 4 my Rubik's Cube.

REALLY BIG IDEAS FOR A SHORT HOLIDAY!!!!

Some other cool facts
1.School ended at 11am on Friday and I had lunch at Swensons with Marc. I officially proclaim myself a broke
2.I'm leaving for Genting this coming week.
3.I've duly taken part in a Rubik's Cube Challenge for my school. We are trying to break a record by solving the most Rubik's cube in an hour . Wish me good luck!

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-05-22T15:17:00.004+08:00

1.Ok, I should be reasonably happy now as the holidays are coming!
Yay Holidays !!!
Boo School !!!
I've just received my final marks for the SA1.
I'm actually quite statisfied with them.
My MSG has improved by 0.8 marks which tallys up to 2.1
A1 for English,Maths & Science
A2 for Home Economics & Geography
B3 for Chinese
C5 for Art -_-

2.School today was hopelessly boring to the core! It was supposed to be Arts Day. There were actually a lot of workshops and exhibitions but the only freeeeeakin prob was that I was posted to some lame percussion workshop( I'm sorry if I have offended anyone) .There was face painting too but I decided against it anyway because the designs were feminine. I've also did my part in helping Sichaun residents by donating $2. I'm such a miser! Haha.

3.Yea! Cubes have arrived.

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-05-18T16:13:00.004+08:00

*And so begins a long post.......*
Cause' I'm so darn free. Tomorrow no school.Yay! Vesak Day!

#1 School
I've got most of my grades back already. I'm certainly esctatic over them as I've surpassed my expectations.O yes! I almost forgot to mention that my school has no Mid-year exams with Geography as an exception.That sounds sweet right? But let me tell you it isn't at all. In place of exams, comes more homework,topical tests,projects and more projects!

Overall Results:

English ->19/25 for Comprehension,39/50 for Composition
which tabulates for a total A1. Unfortunately, other components have not been added yet...
Chinese->61.5/100 for Compo,68/100 for projects.B3????
Maths->80.5/100 A1
Science(Chemistry Module)->87.5 A1
Geography->73.5 A2 (had 61/80 for my main exam paper)

#2 Survivor is over !
And so that wraps up another amazing season of Survivor. ( I literally spent the entire Friday night watching Survivor, the last episode from 11pm to 2am.) I'm not very excited about the results though cause' I hoped that Erik could clinch the title of Soul Survivor. Instead, Parvati won it. That flirt! That last episode was dam nice lor! I loved the part where Natalie uttered this to Parvati "You have labeled yourself as a flirt, but how dows that resonate in the bedroom" Haha! My cousin screamed"You are too yong to hear this" and Ozzy confessing his lurv for Amanda was so darn bloody cliche.

Actually, I had earlier already found out about the winner, due to the wonders of Youtube. I'm not sure why Survivor seems to be such an appealing show! There is a certain uniqueness about it. I guess it really inspires people . Well, for muah at least! It also gives me a kick in the ass saying do something, do not be a couch potato, go strand yourself in the wild, go die! Haha! The last part isn't true.

Survivor Micronesia Fans vs. Favs (personal opinion)

Best Survivor: James (very Witty!) Erik is up this league as well. Ozz was plain arrogant
Favourite Male Survivor: Ozzy and Erik
Favourite Female Survivor: Amanda
Best Physical Player: Erik (Sorry Ozz)
Most Deserving to win : ??? (Not really sure...)
Best Strategic player: Cirie
Dumbest Survivor: Erik
B***hiest Survivor: Amanda & Parvati (Natalie wasnt such a b****, she was funny)

I hope that show motivates not to be such an incredible sissy shit.
P/S. Survivor is heading to Gabon next. It will start airing in September. :( AS THERE IS NO SURVIVOR FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS....

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-05-17T13:26:00.004+08:00

I'm bored today.......
so I'm not gonna type anything except just vote for this poll.
If the MOE sees this, I'm dead!

Get your own Poll!

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-05-10T13:21:00.004+08:00

WTF! I'm so bloody pissed off with Survivor. Now all the men have been voted off !!! Thanks to Erik's retarded move at Tribal Council. Erik how could you? Either way , I will still be a big fan of yours. You are honest and very likeable. You kick ass at challenges. Whoop ! Now that there are only girls in Survivor, I'm not sure who to root for. I've lost all hope and inspiration. Are men that dumb? No !!!! Ozzy,Jason and now Erik blindsided!
No! In case you do not know what i'm talking about, watch this clip.

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-05-09T19:29:00.007+08:00

***Ok ! This is my official 50th post. Yeap! 2 years of blogging and 50 posts. Sounds pathetic isn't it.***

Today, Marc and Marcus hit on my crib to finish up with our Maths Project which is gay. Gay because we have to chiong at the last minute before handing it up on Monday. We've made good progress. AT LEAST , COMING TO MY HOUSE WAS A GOOD IDEA! I normally find myself feeling very weird when I am in a position of a host. Uh hum... I'm not sure why though.
Here are just some cool facts on Marc (I have nothing better to do harha!)
-Sap his energy by touching his scared forbidden hair of doom
-He plays MechQuest
-He plays Dragonfable
-He plays Battleon
How lame is that except from the fact that I am a Guardian in Battleon. Haha! Its hilarious to play that game. I mean its like damn old and childish.

Chow,
Joshiwawa
2 years of pure boredom haha!

2008-05-08T13:55:00.003+08:00

This will be a quick one as I have to leave for French soon.
School today was extremely laidback.
How I wish everyday was similar !!!
The only major homework was actually a chinese worksheet. Did that reasonably fast.
Following that had Comprehension Test. Didn't study . (I mean who studies for English?)
The passage was exceptionally chimmm...(extract from A Wrinkle In Time)
Immediately after recess, Arts and Craft which was slack. Just had our work graded.
I got 49/80 for my painted shoe which was really atrocious.
Geography was worse. We played this staring game where everyone tried to prevent themselves from laughing.

On the flipside, the bad point of today was I've made 2 new enemies in Ian and Lionel. Woo ! I called Ian ironman because he was wearing a cast and I conveniently called Lionel a cocky arse for boasting about his grades. Lion Lionel really deserves to eat some humble shit pie! Yea!

P/S. If you have any suggestions for making any videos on rubiks cube blar... plz pen them down on the tagboard thanks

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-05-07T14:41:00.013+08:00

Complain Time

Oh brother! I'm so freakin pissed!
  I'm gonna fail my French Exam ....
    I'm also going to fail my Chemistry Exam!!!
     Wtf is a diatomic molecule ?
      The teacher had'nt taught us zat before.
       She think we superman huh ?
        Geography Exam was reasonable.
         Except for ze freakin time limit which sucks.
          French is so darn confusing.
           I am so uncertain about my future in French which sucks.
            Had oral exam .Did not understand what shit I was reading....
              How am I going to pass my exam!
               God bless and help me !!!




Video Time

Random Rubik's Cube Solve 80s. Not my best! :(
Look on the bright side, I have it on tape.

Bye,
Joshiwawa(Fun with smilies)

2008-05-04T14:19:00.011+08:00

♥Love Thread harha !!!

Did you actually know that _S^u_r^v_i^v_o^r rocks ?!

It really does, catch it on Channel 5 every Friday at 11pm. WooHoo! If you missed it, theres alwasy men's best friend, Youtube. Feeeeling Lameeeee and Bored !!! SO CREATED THIS CRAP !!!

♥Survivor Singapura

The hit television series is in its 17th season now and contestants are in SIngapore, the lion city. The motto of this game being "OutBeng,OutKiasu,OutStudy". The host is Jeff Probst. Expect more thrills and spills as the Hidden Immunity Idol shaped fittingly like a durian comes into play. Tribal councils will be at Pulau Tekong where players get treated to a frightfest. Whats more. Expect more challenges including "durian eating" and "KNN! I should have won 4D." SO what are you waiting for, must be kan cheong as Survivor Singapura will be airing on Vasantham Central at 9pm every thursday. Just a little spoiler, Lee Hsien Loong will be special guest. All right bye !!!

Chow,
Joshua (I'm obviously having fun with text animations )

2008-05-02T17:51:00.009+08:00

****** Warning before proceeding to read : Geeky content ahead ******

I've thought about this for a while now and I've finally gotten over it.
So for today I will putting aside my regular posts about life and shit....
today I shall comment about a controversial topic.
What exactly is the topic? I'm not sure too !
Okay , seriously I sound preeeeety nerdy and gay.
Whatever, lets get straight to the core, lights camera action !!!

Geeky Publications Issue #un or #1 whatever

Fret not,I'm as confused as you as to trying to figure out why I'm writing this. (Does the sentence sound correct?) Guessed I just wanted to get my feelings out.Well, basically I'VE BEEN STRESSED A LOT LATELY...with all these exams coming and stuff and frankly I hardly have time to relax.In this context, my definition of relax would be "kicking back and stone hard". "Stone" being doing nothing. Back to the topic, my main focus of todays topic would be Life in Singapore. Okay, now I definitely sound like a freakin politician.

disclaimer: I'm not doing these because of some history project.

Basically , I think that the Singaporean Education System is overly insane. Their objectives are clear....... do what is nessecary to ensure that all students attain high grades. Measures taken include projects,homework,enrichments,special programs and more homework. But seriously do you have to go to such extreme measures Furthurmore, they are pratically turning all students into mindless zombies.Examples are students in Raffles Instituition. No offense lar haha! A particular matter aggravated my grievance even more. That seems to be jealousy.I have a strong jealously of life in the US. Life there seems to be so laidback and leisurery (Not even a word!) .I get the idea mainly from the television. (Sitcoms basically). Singapore lacks land, thus it lacks leisure oppurtunities. How I yearn that 1 day I can surf, but that dream would be crush. I cannot blame SIngapore for that. God make Singapore the way it would be and that shall be the way it stays for eternity.So for now, the article will come a final full stop. Hope you all comment about this somewhat controversial topic.

So, just to clarify. I just wanted to express my feelings so hence the article. Hopefully, you did not sleep throught the entire article beacuse it may sound so polictical like. Whatever!

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-05-01T17:18:00.002+08:00

I have pratically nothing to write about TODAY except that I'm currently learning CFOP(Cross,First 2 layers, Orientation and Permutation) method for the rubik's cube. Chim right ? You will only understand what I'm saying if you know cube terminology. Gosh, I sound like some freaking nerd! Anyways, I have to go now because I'm gonna swim. Yay! Striving towards my goal of achieving bronze cert. Stepping stones to success!

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-04-30T14:38:00.005+08:00

Today is official slack day for me...seriously. Dont have school because VS won the B Div Cross Country Championships. Yay to that ! Tomorrow's labour day which means no school duh !!! Double yipee for me! Might have noticed that I've added media on the blog , purely for entertainment purposes. Hopefully, it would be a success.

I'm seriously addicted to Survivor now... I'm not sure why. But I think the show really rocks. Maybe the concept of surviving in the wild with nothing is pretty cool. Maybe I might tried that one day. Haha! Joshua gets trapped in the Sumatran Jungle with no food no water, next time on Man vs.Wild.

I have literally spent the entire day in front of the computer searching for crap...... ZZZ.Bored like hell. Anyone got any idea what I can do besides studying. Haha! ****, I've not even done my french homework. I'm so dead!
Might be possibly posting tomorrow, so check this blog out again. I feel that I'm lacking photos diaoz -__-

!@#*$
Thats gay
Joshua

2008-04-29T18:17:00.007+08:00

Making this post extremely short. First of all, got a new 2x2 and 4x4 Eastsheen Rubiks Cube. They rock seriously. Still having a little trouble with me 4x4 cube. Can't get the parity right. Aww! Next, I had my Geog mock up test yesterday and had ICAS Science Quiz. Did not have time to complete my geog paper and science paper was so screwed up. Haha! What else to write?

Heres a little hilarious video found on the net harha!!!

Chow,
Joshiwawa

2008-04-26T17:10:00.003+08:00

Ass siah!I screwed my rubiks 2x2 up by appling a chemical known as WD-40. Now the cube is freakin stiff. Thx to me bright ideas again, I screwed up yet again. Also screw Survivor, now all my favourite players of the game are being voted off 1 by 1 . Screw the girls!!!!!! You suck!!!!!!

***Quick Update: Exams are coming so might not update blog 4 a while***

2008-04-24T16:50:00.004+08:00

Yay! No French this week because it is e-learning week for all 3rd languages. I got to start mugging for mid-year exams are coming. Changed my braces color yesterday. Now it is hot red. Yeah ! I look like some emo vampire shortie. Uh hum....School was boring. Started of with boring chinese then followed by English. After recess, had slacky Art lesson. Helped Marcus breathe some life into his artwork by adding tints and shades.I must confess I am not artistic person lol ! Final lesson was Geography.

After school, had lunch with Marc at Marine Parade hawker Centre Blaa... AH Liang Fried Hokkien Mee. REALLY GOTTA STUDY FOR GEOG! Gotta run!

Bye,
Jackasswawa

2008-04-22T17:59:00.015+08:00

Brilliant yes, you might say ! Finally, I'm back to blogging after a jam-packed week
The jam-packed week I just mentioned consisted of the VS Dramafest and my reunion/outing with Shaun.

*So, Buckle your seats for you will be taken on a bumpy ride. Haha!*

Review#1 VS Dramafest

Firstly,I really must apologise for not adding photos. They are all on my handphone and I do not have a USB port. XD! The Dramafest was a success no doubt. Held at Jubilee Hall, Raffles Hotel, the event was sure to be grand. I came clad in garbage clothing, not really grand! Haha! Laughed at Ivan who came in a pair of uh hum.... purple shirt and white skinny jeans. Ivan is a sad victim of "ABS" the Ah Beng Syndrome,an up and rising disease ready to contaminate the face of this Earth. Although, talking about diseases isn't good as 2 of my classmates have fallen prey to the raising epidemic " HFMD". Oops! I'm straying off topic . Where was I? Ahh Yes,my class was in the finals, so I GAVE MY FULL SUPPORT by literally shouting and breaking my voice box in the process. All the performances were great, especially one from 2I where they had a dude imitate a cheena accent. Hilarious I tell you !!! Sadly , my class did not came in first but winning does not mean anything. As long as we have fun, we should be fine.
After the entire show, had a quick bite at Macs before heading home.

:( !!@#$%

Review #2 Saturday outing w/ Shaun and Shi cheng

If kaypoh happens to be your motto, you might have noticed that i have not seen Shaun for a nearly half a year now so this outing was gonna be covering it all. Good news! THERE IS SOME SALVATION cause for this review there will loads of media. Basically, played rubiks cube that day, bowled blar blar...just look at the photos and you will know what happened.

P/S. I look and sound retarded on the video. Please dun laugh :(

2008-04-15T19:38:00.003+08:00

Profanities are rarely used in this blog. But today's case is an exception. I have decided to direct all more "flare" and "anger" towards a couple of bitches and bastards who apparently tried to bully me (taking advantage of my puny size) on the MRT while I was on my home.

To honor their effort, I've prepared a short speech.

You amazing bastards and fellow bitches, get a f**kin life. Go watch each other strip for all you freakin want. You are such lesbians and gays. You all have big pussies and big hairy brothers in between your legs. Your pubic areas are surrounded by a wide diversity of life no one can imagine. Finally , I lied bout where I stay. Thats right haha! And if I see you again, I will not frown. I will simply extend my middle finger at you.

That felt really good! Hope I can do more of this soon!
Hopefully, this weekend I will have a fun reunion with Shaun and co. We're going bowling.Hip Hip Hooray! Tomorrow no need to stay back , can slack to the max!!!

Signing off,
a much more relaxed Joshua

2008-04-13T14:23:00.007+08:00

Let me just say that I welcome all comments to my blog. Me blog is apparently dead and short of visitors so comments are really appreciated. I feel that my blog is a little messy, so help me out a little by telling me what segments need to go and what needs to stay.

Enough blabbering crap already
Back to reality...lets talk about yesterday

As usual, I woke up early , feeling rather uneasy. What was the Scout cycling trip gonna be like; tortorous or fun. It turned out as a mixture of both. I can't cycle (Oh! What an amazing revelation) so i mounted on a double bike, my life in the hands of my driver(Hao Yang). Kudos to him cycling me all around yesterday, but do not get me wrong. I did not slack one bit. I'm proud to say I did try my best. The morning part of the trip was fun because of the terrain. Lots of descending slopes, so had quite an adrenaline rush you see. The only bad thang that happened was having a scout sent to the hospital for treatment. Apparently, he had jam braked his bike atop a slope and flew straight into a fence. Ouch! I send my condolenses to him. We had to divert our route to avoid anymore unfateful accidents. Chilled out for a while before having lunch when there was a downpour. Shake Leg for bout 2 hours, then headed off for part 2, which was the tortorous part. Phew! Heng siah! I didnt faint. There was hardly any cycling but more pushing, I nearly died. Imagine a scrawny dwarf pushing a bike, laugh all you want but I was dead exhausted. Went home after that, Yipee! Jubiliant mood Yay! hahahahahah

Thats about it for the cycling trip
SInce there is no more scouts from next week onwards until May,
I hope that I will post more
Signing off,
Joshua (War lau! No more nicknames)

2008-04-10T21:04:00.003+08:00

By now, you might have noticed that I've edited the color concept of my blog. Hopefully, most ppl find it better and much more appealing.

Haha ! Now let me summarise the happenings this week.Basically my bad luck streak has continued. I've almost got sent to the Discipline Master twice this week, for incorrect attitude. I literally threw a fit at the teacher. XD!

I was late for todays French lesson. On the brighter side of things, I've passed my French Exam. Not exactly with flying colors though.

56.5 marks!
Yay! I am elated.

This Saturday, I am heading off to Pulau Ubin for a Scout Cycling Trip. It will be a full day there so expect me to post only on Sunday.

Voila, Its done
Joshwakilala

2008-04-05T19:01:00.002+08:00

Came back from school today's scouts feeling less tired than usual.
You may ask why...
That is because I skipped the intensive PT a.k.a Exercise till you die Program
For the whole of next Saturday, I will be at Pulau Ubin for the cycling trip .
I've got loads of homework to do, but a professional slacker like me will push it all till the last minute. That is when my brains will blow up in desperation.

Reflected on happenings this year and realised that I did not even study hence the ass grades.
Never really did train for running so sucked really bad!

Now that brings me to another point. My goals !
With Sports Day over, I've had my mindframe setted. Get a 11 minutes or so timing for my 2.4km timing. Basically, beating Ivan is my main target. To do that, training is needed of course!

So voila,
I end of todays post .

2008-04-04T21:33:00.006+08:00

One word to sum up today's happenings : "tiring"
Why? Because...
The 1500m race was a killer...
Note:
Will keep you guys updated on my timings and position as soon as I get the official results!

I will end of todays post rite now as I'm feeling shitty .

Regards,
Joshitty (New Name!!!)

2008-04-02T15:10:00.002+08:00

Bad luck was the theme of the day. Here is a rough list of events that happened today; who ever laughs shall be proclaimed a pure sadist.

1.I forgot to bring my art materials to school, hence almost getting sent for detention. Luckily for me, me teacher was in such a jovial mood. XD ! I escaped unscathed. I am untouchable !

2.Marcus's (Classmate) Rubiks cube was kana confiscated by who will not be named because of brilliant me. Such a pity really, the cube was lubricated like a dream. I'm seriously hoping that the person who confiscated the cube is not playing with it now. I've got a fishy feeling. Hmm......

3.Found out that I'm racing against the fastest runner in the level. His 1.6 km timing in Primary 5 being 5mins++.

4.Found out that there is a possibility that I might have to return during the holidays for extra chemistry and maths enrichment.

Now let my reminsicing come to a halt and talk about good stuff.
1. I can finally solve a 5x5x5 professers cube after 2 weeks.
2. I can grasp the concept of Algebra.
*Algebra* you suck !!!!
3. Bought a relatively cool running vest from my school. It shall be used to represent houses. The only thing gay about it is the color , which apparently is the international color of pure gaydom, purple.

So uptil this Friday cause' I got to start mugging lyk siao!
Joshiwawa the dog signs off now
P/S. Rawk my sox is not my favourite line.

2008-03-31T16:59:00.005+08:00

Today's post will be short and sweet. One word to describe today,"Boring!" I am pretty much exhausted after a whole day of boring Maths class and Home Economics. We are currently learning how to sew a bag. Fantastic ! Lets see what I have broken today, 2 needles and a roll of thread.Soon enough with my skillful handling of the sewing machine, I would kill myself . Brilliant !

In other news, I've offically signed up for the 1500m run for Sports Day. Yipee to being pwned.

I called my fren , Ivan, a "pussy face" for trying to back out OF THE RUN. But after hurling vulgarities at him non-stop, he changed his mind. Whoa ! I didn't know vulgarities had such amazing powers. I am currently reviewing youtube videos of 1500m runs. Interesting ! I envison that one day I would run like a strong athlete. Dream on!

With all due respect,
Joshiwawaz who is eating babi

2008-03-30T15:52:00.010+08:00

I just realised today how much I really miss my old 6A buddies. You guys rawk my sox seriously.
So i actually took time off to create this little collage of students from 6a in it. Please click on the picture for the full size

Just a little poem I wrote:
I named it Times have Changed

We've been through bad and winding times,
But they did not break our friendships nor our minds.
As we live our lives,
I hope you all succeed and strive
We will miss each other but life must go on,
But ones thing for sure,
we will always remember our special bond.

Written By Joshua Chan:)

Now back to the actual journal ! I've decided to delete my holiday log blog and transfer my Bangkok and Chiangmai Visit Logs here for download.

The Link are as follows:
Chiang Mai Visit
Bangkok Visit

Well, I've got to sleep soon. Got School tomorrow! Hiaz ! So sian!

Your neighbourhood friend,
Pathetic and Skinny Man
P/S. To make this blog look more interesting. I am seriously contemplating on adding a videos tab, posting videos of myself doing crap. Whatdya guys think?
Post COMMENTS.

2008-03-28T18:18:00.006+08:00

Hello Guys!

>>I guess you might have noticed now that my blog has taken a complete 180.<<

>>Yes Its new and revamped.<<

>>a lot of ppl has been saying maple is stupid and borin so heres your reply<<

>>Eat my crap now haha!<<

I actually start todays post on a foul note actually. I'm pissed off with my chinese marks.
46/100. Quite fantastic isn't it ? I've put in so much effoet for me project and this is the crap i get. The main problem was really because of the presentation. My BRILLIANT, LAZY AND powderful group could not mutter a single chinese word on the screen and hence, we get 0 marks for our presentation. Bravo guys! Kudos to you!

Secondly, I have my french exam yesterday and you would not guess how difficult it was !? I wrote trash in it haha ! I've got Scouts tmr! That means waking up early! No ! Got tuition tonite! Well, I have to look on the bright side of life!

I'm quite pumped up for 1 .5km event next week,though i never did train much!

Trying to lower my rubiks cube average of 2 minutes to a 1 is so irritating. Why can't I just do it!

jus some random french work I'm posting for fun really!

Cher amis, Je suis dans le pays extraordinare de Singapour. Le temps est ensoleillé. Hier, j’ai visite a la magnifique plage ! Demain, je vais au zoo. J'aime la cuisine ici, particulièrement le crabe. Je te telephone à mon return. Amicalement,
Joshua

M. Bier Palge 1200,
rue de la Coupole
3000 CANNESFRANCE
Joshua Chan F1.18

P/S. Ppl, gimme some time to update my tagboard and stuff!
Chow

2008-03-22T21:36:00.007+08:00

Rather tired and exhausted to today. I'm so proud of myself for my physical achievements!
IN this case, I ran 19minutes 23 seconds for a 3.2km run today for Scouts. Ok Maybe it is not that good but it is still a start. In FACT, I'm actually prepared to kill myself two weeks from now as I'm taking part in the 1500m race for Secs 1 . I am going to get pwned!

Other weird achievements, I could actuall do a pull up. Omg! Thats somethin new! I'm not meaning to boast so pplz and fwenz dun get the wrong idea. I' m bored yawnz ! Bla Bla ! Nothing else to write haha! I'm spamming myself.

Haha,
Joshua
P/S. Email me rubbish if you have any, juz dont send me chain mails such as you are going to die in 1 seconds.

2008-03-20T21:08:00.004+08:00

CAME BACK FROM FRENCH. BORED FRENCH EXAMS ARE NEXT WEEK! NOTHING TO WRITE REALLY! TOOK CALSS PHOTO YESTERDAY! Here is an earlier photo of me clad in VS Uniform Speaking of exams : Here are my Term 1

Grades: English , Maths and Science: A1
Chinese: B4
Arts : C5 (Haha! I dun like art)
Geog: C6 (How did this happen?)
Home ECONS: A2 MSG:
Mean Subject Grade=Average Subject Grade 2.9 PERCENTAGE: 69.1 %

2008-03-16T11:32:00.004+08:00

End of holidays :(
Quick News Update:

Just updated my holiday blog with Thailand news.
Really busy nowadays with so many projects to do.
I have geog,chinese,home economics and character education projects to do. I'm working my ass off. Still tryin to find sumtime to blog and use the computer. Really really sad that Survivor Micronesia has to fall on Fridays at 11pm. because Scouts is on Saturday. But you know what, I will sleep late regardless of what. Survivor ROX!!!! It rulezzz.

Currently, I'm massively addicted to the cube family, basically the rubiks cube and the pocket cube.

Fastest ever solve for a rubiks would be 2minutes and 15 seconds. My average is roughly around 3 minutes 50 seconds. I'm still tryin to solve a pocket cube.

Good Luck to myself,
Joshua
P/S. Watch Survivor Micronesia , it rox your sox.

2008-02-29T18:34:00.006+08:00

Hello evryone! I'm really bored today ! In fact, I'm not even sure what to write !!! Lol !:) Happy Leap Day every1 ! I'm actually quite nervous for tommorrows Scouts Camp. Two months in the year and I have already 2 camps. Haha! Did I mention I hate camps, I miss my dearest computer. I really need to meet up with old MSHS frens. SO if anyone chance upon this blog plz tell me!!! I'm bored to the skull.

Status:Workin on a Chinese Project http://www.1c-vs-project.blogspot.com

Will be leaving for Bangkok next week!
Yay !
At least I can finall y take a well-deserved break
P/S: I miss MSHS like crazy!

Signing out, Joshua

2008-02-08T11:00:00.001+08:00

FINALLY, I'M BACK TO BLOGGING. IT HAS BEEN ALMOST TWO MONTHS SINCE I LAST POSTED AN ENTRY. WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY, SECONDARY SCHOOL JUST LOADS U WITH HOMEWORK. PROJECTS, PARTICULARLY. DAY IN DAY OUT, IHAVE TO PARK MY ASS IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER SCREEN. WELL, DID I MENTION I'M IN VICTORIA SCHOOL. YUP ! I GOT IN AND SO YAR. HOWEVER, I WISH MY SCHOOL'S CCA ALLOCATION SYSTEM IS NOT SO UNRELIABLE. PUTTING SCOUTS AS ONE OF MY LAST CHOICES, I GOT IN! WHAT THE HECK ! I WISHED I HAD GOTTEN INTO TENNIS OR AT LEAST TRACK AND FIELD BUT ALAS, I GOT INTO SCOUTS. I WILL JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT. GOODNESS ME! NEXT WEEK IS THE FINALE OF AMAZING RACE ASIA 2 AND BOY AM I PSCHYED UP. SADLY, I'M LIKE THE ONLY SOUL BLOGGING SO MAYB I WILL PROMOTE MY BLOG TO CLASSMATES TO GAIN PUBLICITY. HAHA ! I'M ALSO TAKING FRENCH WHICH IS FUN! MY TEACHER AHS A HILARIOUS ACCENT.

Au Revoir for now,
JOSHUA CHAN

2007-12-18T11:24:00.003+08:00

NOW I'VE HAD A VERY BORING WEEK . HOPEFULLY I WOULD HAVE SOME FUN THINGS TO DO BEFORE THE SCHOOL REOPENS FOR A NEW TERM. I'VE BEEN WATCHING AMAZING RACE ASIA AND DAMN IT WAS NICE ! IT WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE PREVIOUS SEASON.

THIS FRIDAY , I MIGHT HAVE THE POSSIBILITY OF GOING MOONLINGHT BOWLING WITH SHAUN.ITS CHRISTMAS NEXT WEEK AND I WISH EVERYBODY A HAPPY CHRISTMAS . JUZ CREATED A FACEBOOK AND PLZ VIEW IT IF YOU HAVE A PROFILE AS WELL. THANKS AND CHOW UNTIL NEXT TIME.

2007-11-27T12:38:00.002+08:00

Now I'm facing quite of a dilemma on choosing what secondary school I should be going to . Right now , I'm very indecisive . I have like only one day left before the deadline of the posting results. Btw , for psle statistics or wadever crap , LOOK BELOW THIS POST!
This are my ideal schools:

1st choice: Oxford University / MI6 ALEX RIDER SECRET SERVICE SCHOOL
2nd choice : Woodbridge High

Lol! No juz kiddin

This are my ideal schools:
1.Victoria School
2.Anglican High
3.St. Jospeh Instituition
4.Chung Cheng High School Main
5.Maris Stella (Me old Skool)
6.Tanjong Katong Sec

2007-11-24T16:27:00.001+08:00

Heres a random post on some statisics on my school's perfomance in psle this year.
Average T-Score: (226.9)
Highest Scoring Pupil : Sean Sum (277)
6A:

1ST : JOSHUA CHAN (252)harha:)

2ND : BRYAN NEUBRONNER/ANDREW PANG (245)

4TH : IVAN LIM / CHIN YING JIE (243)

6B:

1ST : SHAUN TAN (263)

6C:

1ST : JULIAN PAUL LEE ( 260)

6D:

1ST : BRYAN FRANCIS TAN (272)

6E:

1ST : DANIEL KIM (274)

6F:

1ST : JONAS YAP (262)???

6G:

1ST : LIONEL DENG (268)

6H:

1ST : SEAN SUM (277)

2ND : KOH HUI KAI (276)

???: CALEB LOOK (273)

???: SHELDON LIM (270)

PLZ CORRECT ME IF THERE ARE MISTAKES.....:)

2007-11-22T15:44:00.001+08:00

Today I got my PSLE rESULTS. U wouldnt know how i felt before they announced he results (Yes ! They did )
. Quite proud of me skool because our entire cohort did well. 100% pass. I was screaming when I heard that 78% of my cohort got a least a a or a* in mathematics.

Heres my score : 252 (I'm so happy)

English : A
Mathematics : A*
Chinese : A*
Science : A

But the highest for this year is 294 can die!

2007-11-21T12:09:00.001+08:00

Don get me wrong ... I dun like maple aymore. It was in the rage like 2 years ago and since then i hv not changed the layout. So tmrs dooms day...... gd luck to every1 for their psle marks. Last nght slept at a record time of 5am(could not sleep) ........ woke up 9 'o clock. Lol! 4 hrs. My rfren , Shaun participated in the AIA bowling championships and qualified for the masters. Gd 4 him! he scored a 717 4 game series . Heres the official results URL: http://www.singaporebowling.org.sg/results/38thnat-results.htm

Heres my song ranking:
1. Apologise - One Republic feat. Timbahland
2. Beat it - Michael Jackson
3. How Far With Come - Matchbox Tweny
4. Kiss Kiss - Chris Brown feat. T-Pain
5. Soulja Boy- Soulja Boy

2007-11-19T11:39:00.002+08:00

Okay I will make this post short and sweet.
The following are my plans dependng on my psle results:

230<
240< : (
1st coice: MSHS

240-245 :
1st choice: St. Joseph Institution
2nd Choice: MSHS

245- 255:
1st choice: ACS (I) or Victoria
2nd choice : ACS (I) oR vICTORIA
3RD CHOICE:???

What do You think?
Enjoy this video

2007-11-16T10:17:00.004+08:00

Hey peeps,
Lets see how long I've not been blogging(since 15th November) .Well , Im finally back. Firstly,plz visit my friendster http://www.friendster.com/jcxr1995
It has a whole new look.

Ok down to serious blogging now,
Lets see whats coming this week ........
22nd November - PSLE results (Im gonna be doomed) Maybe praying everyday will help.
- Premier episode of The Amazing Race Asia Season 2 (Remember to watch it )
P.S.

Now, the holidays are really boring , I've been parking my butts in front of the computer screen everyday and frankly i find it a little boring now. Apart from that , I've been hearing my friends raving about the song " The Great Escape" over the phone. WHATS SO FANTASTIC ABOUT THE SONG!?(sorry BLG fans). Its just an ordinary rock song . Now with only 6 days left from the PSLE results , I've been worrying . I mean this will decide my future in secondary education , probably my life. Will I be around Ah Bengs or otherwise. Anyway, i WISH ALL p6s good luk to psle marks.
P.S. I cried after me maths paper because it was so darn hard...

Btw, heres the new url for my fren , shauns blog....
click the text to enter...

Until 22nd November when I will post my results (If its good)
major problem with my tagboard so resetted it
Chow....

2007-09-15T22:02:00.001+08:00

a..YAH SO SIAN! Lets juz make this post short as IM in a hurry to do my hw...

Yesterday , I had my PSLE Listening Comprehension Examination.I was nervous like mad!
Secondly , proud to have received my Cub Scouts Akela Award 2day. It was as nerve wrecking as the former(PSLE Listening). Luckily , idid not scre up during the ceremony. Phew! :p
Finally ,watch this hilarious video me frens Shi Cheng and Co. posted on the internet . Have a gd laff! :)

2007-07-31T19:52:00.001+08:00

Today's mood: Elated :) Happy! Overwhelmed!

Yay! I'm like so darn happy because my class owned 6H in the blogging competition. Mainly , I hv to thank my fren Shaw Sian for doin most of the HTML and Javascript.
This award is going to make up for the English Writing Competition that I didn't win.
Feeling so happy with NAPFA 1.6KM run timing(considering not training). I guess I posted a timing of A...... 7min 30sec.Got 5th.Hey! I improved a little so don accuse me for being slow. Like they say, every stone is a stepping stone to success.My fren, Bryan N got 1st. Nothing surprising about that man! I mean he likes own evryone in sports.

Darn! Prelims are comin soon . Better start Mugging! Bye guyz

2007-07-03T20:04:00.001+08:00

So Sian! Had my napfa today and I nearly died! So exhausted. I didn't train for the test so i did not expect good results but what the hell here are my results.

Standing Broad Jump (Bst of 2 tries): 191cm(I'm happy with it)lol! B grade
Sit-Up(1 min) : 38 reps(could have done better) B grade
Inclined Pull-up(30 sec) : 33 reps(happ with it) haha! A grade
Sit and Reach : 34cm(Darn! I'm so inflexible) C grade
Shuttle Run :10.5 sec B grade
1.6km run :N/A(It wil be held on 17th july. And i will keep u guys updated ASAP)

Havin my writing compo tmrrow with Edwin and hope to get number#1 again . Lyk last year.

2007-06-22T10:46:00.002+08:00

Ricky Palomino from sytycd season 3 was eliminated. He was undoubtedly my favorite dancer from the show.Check his contemporary solo out.

OMG! It rawks men . Sadly, the judges good enough and cut him from the show. Soon enough , I have to take a break from my blog as the Dreaded prelim exams are comin. I'm totally screwed. Hahax.So i wouldn't be posting as much blog entries. Benji also performed one last routine this season 3.And boy did i like the way he pull downed his pants.That is hilarious!

2007-06-02T17:21:00.003+08:00

Being an Avid fan of SYTYCD. I am feeling rather dissappointed that SYTYCD season 3 is not goin to be realeased in SIngapore until much later.. Its already released in America.No!However , thank God that they posted first episode of season 3 on youtube . Just search for so you think you can dance season 3 on the search engine then voila! There you have it! People must also watch MTV'S Yo Momma. The SHow is darn hilarious for starters. basicly , they pit americas best trash talkers against each other and they would talk bad about each others mother.

This is such a beautiful routine. OMG!I'M IN LOVE WITH IT.Its the reason why i put up Hide and Seek . The song is so nice!!!!!~~~~~~~

Check this vid of Hair Jordan on Yo Momma: (huGE FAN OF HIM!)

2007-05-24T21:46:00.002+08:00

In love with So You Think You Can Dance. I totally admire season 1's Nick Lazzarini and Blake Mcgrath and Seasons 2' Benji and Travis. People in Singapore should watch it men! Currently showing on Channel 5 every single weekday from 6pm onwards. Its the holidays and i am all geared up

Check Nick 's and Blake's solos out!Rawk!

Check this lyrical duet of Blake and Destini

2007-05-15T22:53:00.001+08:00

>>Today's mood: dunno(confused I guess)<<
What's wrong with blogger......its killing my blog!!Admins , can u fix the problem thank you very much.I can't edit my posts , neither can i edit my Template. Argh!......
Feeling very low..........now that I found out my horribly pathetic Science marks.
79/100....:(Well, I'll will look on the brighter side of life. I am actually going to my fren's house next week. Rofl!
Everyone should watch the following on Youtube:
No Pok(Haha!)Dam funni..muz watch
& Gangster 15 part 5
Enjoy some music while browsing through my blog:~~Blog is under renovation!~~

2007-05-12T16:07:00.000+08:00

>>Todays,s mood : Jin Sian<<
Hullo everyone again,

Wat a disappointing week it has been for me except for the fact that Eric and Danielle won the AMazing Race All-stars. I SAT FOR THE Sa1 exam ..... and nearly belch at the sight of my marks.....They totally rulez
English: 76.5 / 95( a drop of lets see 8.5 marks)
Maths : 87 /100 (12 marks drop)
Chinese: 61.5/90 converted into 100 is 68.5/100( a drop of 8.5 marks)
Science ???(hopefully i will do better lolx!

~~Gonna watch SPiderman 3 this tuesday with fellow scoutsmates cannot wait at all.~~ Happy Lao Bu Day(MOTHER 'S DAY) TO EVERYONE!!

Since im feeling bored lets post a maths question now regarding your chocoate age.
choose a number between 1 and 9 but do not choose 1 . Mutiply it by 2. Add 5 . Mutiply the result by 50 . If u already pass your birthday . add 1757 if not add 1756. Take your answer and minus it by the year you were born in . Impress? the first digit of your answer should be the number u have chosen earlier. the next two digits is your age.

2007-04-22T20:54:00.001+08:00

2007-04-22T20:37:00.000+08:00

>>Today's mood: Delighted ....Ah!<< :)
It has been such ages since I've last updated my blog ....
Well what a fun and enjoyable Friday and Saturday it has been 4 me........

Friday:
Friday was My school's annual sports day....well I particpated in the 400m
and came in 4th during the heats with aND HAD A retarded timing OF 1:30:69 and I suprisingly made it into the finals . THEN came the horrid part............my finalz.......I came in last ........i nearly died durin the race....my lungs were bursting. O yah , i4got to mention b4 the race .. I was at my frens Waise's house . We watched Epic Movie and ate lunch together . After Sports day , I went to his house again 4 dinner and played 4 a while b4 i had to go home.
Saturday:
After havin tution , I went to Shaun's hse and spend the whole day there muahahhahahaz....Went to his club to play pool b4 leaving at 12am....sadly tis is the last time i will be able to visit his hse until the dreaded exams are over......well im all geared up for the sleepover at Shaun's hse durin the holidays.

Until now
Chow!

2007-01-26T15:15:00.000+08:00

End of another year and a start of a new one...

Well its the end of another year and a start of a new one. Well, I got 1st last year.Super happy and got $250 in Edusave Award.My teacher is giving loads of work this year and the work is so darn complictaed especially Algebra.Hopefully can do well in upcoming exams. CA1.

tara(The Amazing Race Asia) final next week

.......Cheers,

Joshua